Oh… that weekend TV nightmare!
Huh?
It’s such a disjointed camp! They’re all at sea!
Oh yeah…
They arrived, cameras flashing, got kitted out…
Yeah…
But it was like some of them had never even met before!
Actually…
Dunno how some of those guys got through their trials…
Well…
As for that right-winger, he’s just wandering around in the wilderness!
Look, they’re professional footballers, so naturally they came through football trials over the years. As for our wingers, they were never going to get much ball away from home…
Huh?
Ireland v the Netherlands on Saturday?
No! I’m talking about the return of ‘I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!’ and that bloody right-winger, Nigel Farage!
(They pause to watch ‘I’m a Celebrity’ highlights online, but quickly resume their chat on realising they’re warming, just a little, to the controversial Farage)
What a weekend for Roscommon GAA!
Yes! All Ireland Scór success for Elphin’s Sarah Keane!
…and wins for Castlerea and St Brigid’s!
Great!
Both: Best of all, Enda Smith won a well deserved All-Star! Congrats, Enda!
Speaking of big weekends for Roscommon GAA, isn’t Jim Gavin the special guest at the Club Rossie event in the Hodson Bay Hotel this Friday night?
Er, yes…
Don’t you and Jim have… history?
Please!
Remind me about those emails…
The readers don’t need to know!
They could submit a Freedom of Information request…
Look, all I did was devise 100 management tips for Jim Gavin…
It was around 2013/14, wasn’t it? You weren’t sure Jim was the right man to bring success to Dublin. Right?
STOP!
Come clean!
Okay, so I had just coached our local U-14s with great success…
… eh, into a county quarter-final…
The ref was terrible!
Please, no ref-bashing! So, you’re cocky about your own, er, GAA management career…
YES! So I sent a number of detailed emails for the attention of Gavin…
With your tips on how he could succeed as Dublin manager?
Yes! And the rest is history!
I’m sorry?
Well, Dublin won six-in-a-row! Eh, are you all set for Christmas?
We’re not switching subjects! Jim Gavin never got those emails, did he? You got your addresses mixed up, didn’t you? You fool!
Ok, I admit it! They went to that dragon, Gavin Duffy by mistake!
Ha ha! Anyways, what a week! Enda Smith is Boyle’s new Gaelic Chieftain!
By the way, Gavin Duffy has never looked back!
