SUNDAY
Wow! What an evening of entertainment!
Huh?
What I watched yesterday evening was simply… EPIC!
Oh yeah, I’m with you now! I agree… it was sensational!
I was glued to the screen!
Same here… I couldn’t take my eyes off it! What a contest!
AMAZING!
And that ending… the way it finished… wow!
AWESOME!
It was some spectacle! I mean, there were bodies everywhere! Sprawled all over the great stage!
I know, the sheer athleticism was amazing!
It was pure art!
Incredibly uplifting! Some of the moves were mind-blowing!
It was passionate too… made me proud to be Irish, actually!
THAT ENDING… wow! A tsunami of late points to determine the eventual winner… as viewers held their collective breath!
You say viewers… that’s the only shame about it… the fact that so few people were tuned in…
Huh?
Small viewing numbers, for obvious reasons!
I think not!
I blame the GAA. Fancy having to sign up to GAAGO to see that hurling classic!
Cork and Limerick?
Yes! Bodies sprawled across the great stage, pure art, athleticism, late scores to determine the winner… to quote yourself ‘what a contest!’…
Oh no! I was talking about the Eurovision Song Contest last night! Bodies sprawled across the great stage, pure art, athleticism, late scores to determine the winner… what a contest!
Oh dear!
(They pause to try and work out how the public votes in the Eurovision are distributed, but quickly give up)
So, what’s our agenda for this week?
We have an agenda?
Well, like, what’s on…
Well, we have another secret meeting about our ongoing secret plans to secretly form a new political party…
Brilliant! When and where?
Eh, a secret, for now!
Anyone else know about it?
Eh… just the pub bore.
YOU TOLD THE PUB BORE?
He wants to help.
He’ll want to be Chairperson!
Nah, he has specifically asked if he can draw up a colour-coded map of all the houses that should be canvassed, with all voters listed in alphabetical order, a document recording which houses have pet dogs, their names in alphabetical order too… and a collection of catchphrases for our candidates to use on the doorstep!
Sounds like the pub bore!
Indeed!
Hey, if this party goes ahead, are you saying we’ll contest the local elections?
Probably!
Will WE be candidates?
Maybe!
Only three weeks to go… will we need posters?
NO!
Ah, on environmental grounds?
Nah… you and I are already recognised poster boys! We’ve got that Healy-Rae-like magic!
Oh dear!
